SECTION 10. LIFE IS NOT FAIR AND IT IS THE DUTY OF THE SUFFICIANADOS TO IMPART THIS WISDOM UPON THEE
Subsection 1. LIFE AIN'T FAIR
Cross section A. It is the highest duties of the sufficianados, to be teachers of men, to send forth a message to all who come seeking knowledge. It is a message universal to the very soul of mankind. "Life ain't fair" and development as a human being. This is the truest purpose of the sufficianados.
Cross section B. On the rarest of occasions, the sufficianados have given an incorrect answer, although it is pondered by the great minds as to whether they do this intentionally so as not to distance themselves from the masses, never-the-less, it has occurred. But these answers are given for a purpose. it is a valuable human lesson, that you should first depend on your own resources, before seeking aide elsewhere. It is a lesson in self-reliance.
Subsection 2. TESTING
Cross section A. The big one is a member and supporter of the civil defense warning network. Occasionally, and without warning, a test firing of the Communication Offensive Nuclear Device Orbiting the Midwest ( C.O.N.D.O.M.) may take place. We offer no apologies for executing our patriotic duty
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Cross section B. Complacency is a terrible thing. You get sloppy in your work ethic and fail to execute properly. One way to avoid complacency is to have unexpected test of your character and ability. You will learn from these experiences and be better person from them. We're doing this for your own good. 5-4-3-2-1.....
. Subsection 3. IT'S OUR SHOW
Cross section A. It's our show and we have the last word. You play by our rules. It's our game and our ball. Your damn lucky that you even have the opportunity to dial us up. If you expect life to be a bed of roses, you've got another thing coming... (and here it comes special delivery!) 5-4-3-2-1.......