1. THOU SHALT NOT ASK ANY QUESTION BEFORE 1927.
2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK MINUTIA.
3. THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER OFFICIAL ATHLETES BEFORE FRANK PASTORE
4. THOU SHALT NOT CAST DISPERSIONS UPON THE HONOR OF THE SUFFICIANADOS
5. THOU SHALT NOT BE A FIRST TIME CALLER
6. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE THE SAME NAME AS ANOTHER CALLER
7. THOU SHALT NOT READ THY QUESTION FROM A BOOK
8. THOU SHALL BE HONEST AND HUMBLE THYSELF BEFORE THE SUFFICIANADOS
10. LIFE IS NOT FAIR AND IT IS THE DUTY OF THE SUFFICIANADOS TO IMPART THIS WISDOM UPON THEE.