SECTION 6. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE THE SAME NAME AS ANOTHER CALLER
Subsection 1. THE SAME NAME AS ANOTHER CALLER
Cross section A. Having the same name as another caller, is considered to be an attempt to confuse the sufficianados, and therefore is expressly prohibited.
Cross section B. It is not the fault of the sufficianados that another individual shares your name, and it is an affront to the sufficianados that with it! It's your problem... you deal with it! otherwise, you will discover the sufficianados have a quick and painful solution.
Subsection 2. THE SAME NAME AS A SUFFICIANADO
Cross section A. Having the same name as a sufficianados is also confusing and doesn't really honor the sufficianados properly. Sending money is a proper honor, being named after a sufficianados is a cheap rip-off.
Cross section B. If you have been named after a sufficianado, and have contributed something sportsworthy of which the sufficiandos can be proud of, you may be allowed to ask your question. This however, does not create immunity to any of the other rules which you may violate.
Cross section C. If you have the same name as a sufficianado, the sufficianados may wish to talk to with you, to hear your question and to determine whether you have the wherewithal to represent the traditions of Sports or Consequences. For those of you so named, and proven capable in the field of battle... a "polite round of applause".