SECTION 4. THOU SHALT NOT CAST DISPERSIONS UPON THE HONOR OF THE SUFFICIANADOS
Subsection 1. IT IS A MATTER OF HONOR AND TRADITION
The sufficianados represent the last vestige of sports in its purest form. These individuals, whom fate has thust the mantle of "sufficianados", bear upon their shoulders the grand legacy of those who have gone before them... such noble men as Aristotle, Socrates, and Plato. individuals who have pondered the great questions of our time, providing enlightenment to others caught in the mandane, boring existence. For any caller to...
Cross section A. INFER
Cross section B. INSINUATE
Cross section C. SUGGEST
Cross section D. IMPLY
Cross section E. ACCUSE
Cross section F. STATE
Cross section G. IN ANY WAY ...
deem that the sufficianados have not fairly and honorably represented the traditions of the past, is to cast doubt upon the very being of man's relationship with his fellow man. YEA VERILY, IT IS BLASPHEMY! (and penalty is DEATH ! )
Subsection 2. WHO ASK YOU?
Cross section B. YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED AN Opportunity WHICH FEW INDIVIDUALS WILL EVER HAVE. The opportunity to bask for a moment in the light of the great sports feats of all time. To round the bases with Babe, to slide head first with Pete, to caron with Kareem, to boogy with Bubba... and for you to take this opportunity to blatantly express your uniformed, unasked for, opinion... regarding the integrity of the sufficianados... Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'd like to give you a piece of our mind... a forty megaton piece... 5-4-3-2-1 Nuke!!!!!
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